nohetero-superpotterlock:

good thing harry potter didnt choose slytherin

posted 1 day ago via thebluths · © hawxkeye with 1,200 notes

hawxkeye:

fifty favorite fictional characters
↳ 2. Tobias Fünke (Arrested Development)

Are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over? An analyst and a therapist. The world’s first analrapist.’

lindsaylohoean:

me when i get a better grade than the best student in my class

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One of the first things they ask you in the ER is to rate your pain on a scale from 1 to 10. I’ve been asked this question hundreds of times and I remember once, when I couldn’t catch my breath and I felt like my chest was on fire, the nurse asked me to rate the pain. Though I couldn’t speak, I held up 9 fingers. Later, when I started feeling better, the nurse came in and she called me a fighter. “You know how I know?” she said, “You called a 10 a 9.” But that wasn’t the truth.

I didn’t call it a 9 because I was brave. The reason I called it a 9 was because I was saving my 10…and this was it. 

daeneryus:

"i understand women have it bad but men have it bad too"

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"i mean, women are almost equal to men as it is"

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"i’m not a feminist, i believe in equality"

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posted 3 days ago via mcvamped with 173 notes

"Miles, are you posh?"

cosimageekhaus:

hella-manda:

Helena don’t play when it comes to sales.

I will reblog this every time it appears on my dash.

thewicked-eternity